This fascination, in fact, borders excessive fondness.
I may be the only person in the world who thinks amoebae are cute. Pretty, even.
|Don't you just want to huggle it?|
|"There, there. This won't hurt a bit."|
So infatuated am I with amoebae, I wrote a poem dedicated to them. I'm also collaborating with a friend on a musical starring an amoeba. It's sure to be a Broadway hit.
|Isn't it pretty? It's like a blob filled with... blobs.|
I want a pet amoeba, but instead I have to make due with their cousin, Entamoeba gingivalis. Meet George and Ginger.
|Drawing amoebae gives insecure artists confidence in their ability.|