|I decided to copy some of my blogger|
friends by making illustrations in Paint.
This is actually a very true-to-life
- I don't pay mind to fashion trends.
- I don't own a single article of clothing produced by Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, or American Eagle. Go cheap no-name brands.
- I don't own a single article of clothing made of denim. No jeans, no overalls, no denim skirts, shirts, or jackets. You're probably wondering now what my wardrobe could possibly consist of. See figure at right.
- I don't torture myself with high heels.
- I don't pay more to wear less.
- My parents become concerned enough to check on me when I sleep past nine, and would probably declare me braindead if I slept much later.
- I am perhaps the only human being who is not overly fond of pizza. This can be an inconvenience at social gatherings.
- TV? I've heard of it... I think.
- I can count on one hand the instances I have played a video game.
- I don't have a boyfriend, have never had a boyfriend, and have absolutely no desire to have a boyfriend for quite some time.
- I don't own a cell phone.
- I frequently engage in conversation with adults, and often find such conversations quite enjoyable. Often more so than those with people of my own age. Though exceptions exist, of course.
- I make eye contact.
- I have no intentions of ever drinking alcohol, smoking, et cetera.
- I have never worn make-up.
- My hair care regimen consists of shampooing, rinsing, drying, and brushing.
- My ears are not pierced, nor any other body parts.
- I possess no desire to drive, and have not made the slightest step toward achieving a permit.
- If I did drive, let's just say the results would be... quite frightening. (Oh wait. That's not atypical.)
- I cannot walk over a flat, stable, obstacle-free surface without meeting the ground up-close and personal. Gravity loves me, what can I say?
- I adore my schooling. One might say I am obsessed, even.
Do you have any to add? Do any of these apply to you?
And if none do... well, I won't come at you with a baseball bat or anything. ;)